I've always known that this day would come. I've been tagged. Thank you, Kristin. ;-) So it looks like I'll be
amusin' folks with random facts about me. Save yourself. Walk away now.
1. I've wanted to be a veterinarian for as long as I can remember. Beginning around age 7.. my sister and I would play "vet office" all the time. I'm
talkin' hardcore. We would incorporate all of the family pets into our insanity.. but we had a ton of stuffed animals that we used as well. It was so well thought out that we would take syringes that my mom would get from the local vet clinic, put stick pins in them and use them as "shots". We recycled all kinds of containers to hold our "medicinal" food coloring concoctions. We
also used mechanical pencils. ;-) For years, all of my teddy bears were water-logged.. and they had patches of fur missing from ripping off so many
band aids. My name was Dr. Victoria Taylor. When it came time to move from Alabama, I found my "doctor's satchel" which contained tons of bandages/
faux needles/moldy containers. We spend so much time building dreams as children only to dismiss them later in life. It's a crime really. On a side note, no actual animals were physically harmed in any way. Psychologically, on the other hand...
2. When I was nine years old I developed a pretty heavy crush on a boy named Eric. He was almost three years older than me and I thought the world of him. He knew of my crush.. but I was just a baby to him ( and in general!). I cut his picture out of the football program and framed it by my bed. One year our school was selling old jerseys and I bought several with his football number (he ended up being our high school quarterback). Yes, a little creepy.. I know. For three years I prayed every single night that Eric would be "my boyfriend" and for a pony. When I was 12 I got that pony. When I was 13 Eric became my boyfriend. We dated steady for years and then off and on until I moved from
Bama. Eric would be the first and last guy that I would ever be completely obsessed with. Unfortunately, it was an unhealthy relationship and I have been rendered incapable of ever being completely satisfied with someone. They always say be careful what you wish for. I truly believe that now. I haven't asked a God for anything since. And never will.
3. I've realized that I want a child. I can't wait to graduate college so that I can make this a reality. However, I don't want a husband or a man involved in my child rearing. Odd, yes? I talked to my mother about it and she's actually very supportive! Jordan offered his sperm and I told him that I'd take him up on his offer if, by age 27, there are no circumstances that would prevent either of us from moving forward with this plan! ;-)
4. I sleep on my couch every night. It's odd. I've tried to make the conversion from the couch to the bed, but it just isn't happening. My mother does the same thing. She has been sleeping on the couch for so long that my dad moved his alarm clock to the living room so that he could sleep next to her on the other end of the sectional! I also can not sleep without
Rhett by my side. So every night it is Rhett and myself on the sofa!
5. Most people wouldn't guess this about me.. but I'm actually a pretty good handy-woman. I'm constantly fixing things on my own and I love doing it. For example, I recently took the garbage disposal out from under the sink and cleaned broken glass out of it and reattached it. It was a pretty gross job but I don't mind
gettin' my hands dirty. I'll also get under the hood of a car quicker than anyone you know! I change my own fuses, tires, and I'll even
jump start my own car! I love taking things apart and putting them back together.. my vacuum is often stripped to the motor and cleaned.
6. I'm obsessed with crossword puzzles. I wish I could make a career out of doing them. I do them in the bath, on the
porcelain throne, in bed, on car rides, etc. I use to keep Shaun up every single night ..
makin' him complete at least one of them with me. He called me the crossword
Nazi queen.
7. I've realized that most of the knowledge and weird talents I have come from my momma. For example, I could actually get a job grooming pets at a pet salon if I chose.. thanks to my mom. I know just about everything there is to know about ceramics.. from
pourin slip into molds, to cleaning
green ware, "firing" and I can paint pretty
bad ass too.. thanks to mom. I know a TON about animal care (canine and feline). Outside of veterinarians, I know of more diseases/medications/etc than anyone I've ever met. I can also name every breed of dog recognized by the
AKC ( and some that are not ).. all thanks to my Mom. I know how to draw and paint .. thanks to mom. I quilt thanks to my mom. The list literally goes on for miles. It's incredible really. I'm very grateful.
Well.. there we go. Sure you don't want 7 more?
hahah.. ;-)