A little bit of advice..

Throughout my life I have learned lesson after lesson the hard way. Even if I hadn't experienced them firsthand, I probably wouldn't have listened had I been warned. However, seeing as to how no one that reads this would ever find themselves in the situation I found myself in during the last three weeks.. I'm going to go ahead and warn you all.

Life Lesson #1: Never ever EVER out your boss's gay nephew directly to your boss's face. Furthermore, do NOT tell your boss that you are dating said gay nephew's supposed boyfriend.

Apparently this is grounds for employment termination. Yes, I was fired. I've been told by many people that " they can't do that!" Well! They did! I opened my big mouth assuming that everyone knew this kid was gay.. I mean hell.. he walks gay, talks gay, acts gay, dresses in drag on his off time, and wears pink shoes to work. My boss was a f'n dumbass for not realizing that he was gay on her own. But, I won't be bitter about the whole thing. Anyone that knows me knows I'd rather be layin around sleeping then cleaning tanning beds. ;-) PLUS, now I can go home and see my nephew anytime I want!!!

On a side note, I went on what I think may be a date lastnight. No clue. I'm still weirded out by the whole thing.

Anyways, I'm off to quilt.